This is a collection of small observations written over time.
Some are funny. Some are uncomfortable. A few are both.
They aren’t instructional, and there’s no particular order.
They’re written to be read in any direction.
Who I Met
I Met My Husband at My Fake Wedding
When Connie the Cat Came to Stay
Where I Went
I Loved New Zealand, So I Moved to Scotland
What I Tried
The Hair Removal Cream I Swore I’d Never Use Again